I cannot even make this up.

[wordinista]

A suspicious package was discovered at the Cocoa Beach Social Security office today.  The county sheriff's department was called in, as well as the bomb squad.  You know, like you do when dealing with suspicious packages.  

...

The package?

Contained kittens.

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