Yeah, so mine said I was a Mage with a Gun and I drove in a Cool Car. I also killed close to a million people. My final attack was uh, Walter. But coolest of all, I was immortal.

Let's recap.

I'm an immortal Mage with a Gun and I drive in a Cool Car and will send Walter after you if you piss me off to join the legions of dead.

...yeah.

FFIIX, here I come.