I wish to express the warmest possible gratitude and highest regard for the perpetual favour of such an august lady, as one of your abilities must be noted, and your birth favorably overlooked; these feelings must only be heightened if you would be so good as to not salivate on myself, or my dear Lizzy, in such a metaphorically overwrought fashion. Perhaps fine-featured gentlemen of Asian descent do not mind it; but I find that, on the whole, such admiration is more than I care to deserve.
Yrs truly,
Fitzwilliam Darcy [known behind his back as Captain Tightass]
Dear Darcy:
You look like a girl, and you smell like one, too.
Not everyone likes fame
I wish to express the warmest possible gratitude and highest regard for the perpetual favour of such an august lady, as one of your abilities must be noted, and your birth favorably overlooked; these feelings must only be heightened if you would be so good as to not salivate on myself, or my dear Lizzy, in such a metaphorically overwrought fashion. Perhaps fine-featured gentlemen of Asian descent do not mind it; but I find that, on the whole, such admiration is more than I care to deserve.
Yrs truly,
Fitzwilliam Darcy [known behind his back as Captain Tightass]
Dear Darcy:
You look like a girl, and you smell like one, too.
-C
*resists G.O/P&P crossover*