Pardon the intrusion, madam. I am but a traveling monk and I could not help but notice an ominous cloud hangining over your livejournal. If you would only provide me with shelter for the night, I would be most pleased to perform a purification.

I also sense that your entire image collection may have been infected with a dark energy. If you will provide me with the links to your images -- no matter how sordid -- I will make sure that they are safe for your viewing. I will of course have to apply the ofuda in private. It may take some time, and if you have any of that "Barry White" music...


--Miroku@littlemonk.net