There is only one Darcy, and Colin Firth is his name. Forever and ever, amen.

Praise be to God.

Actually, I haven't seen this new film, but I was rather put out when I heard that they were making one. I mean, why bother when you already have a spot-on piece of perfection? And as much as I don't hate Kiera Knightly, she certainly isn't Elizabeth Bennet in any sense.

So, is it worth seeing so that I can join in on the complaining, or should I protect my retinas and skip it altogether?