And then Captain Jack Sparrow would saunter jauntily through the meadow, because, really, that would be easier to explain than THIS.
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See, I would've paid real money for that to happen. Also for Cap'n Jack to knee Not!Darcy in the nadgers. Just because.
(WTF, middle of the night? In his bedclothes? But... propriety! Standards! What the hell?!)
How sad is it when that montage of fully-clothed frenetic letter-writing Darcy is infinitely hotter than middle-of-the-night bedclothes-wearing Darcy?