Once when I was eight I had pneumonia that turned into bronchitis and later developed strep throat. Or something wonky like that. I loved the inconclusive chest x-ray I got at the hospital, and the subsequent forcing to stay in bed unless I had to go to the bathroom for nearly 3 months.

Didn't help that my mom is a chain smoker....x_x

*hugs* Hopefully real life will stop being a douchebag for oh, say 10 minutes. XP