Nyah! No fair! I want an atrocious AU HP crossover!!! And I've decided somebody has to make out with Voldemort in it. I'm not bothered who, provided that everyone involved is of legal age. Dying of embarassment would be enough; no need to compound it with charges of enabling paedophilia. It is possible for too much joy to spill into someone's life, after all.

Oh well, s'pose I better finish the book first.

Tell you what hon, you finish your book and I'll do you some little Anteros/Dionysus slash confection. Or possibly do them a version of "Interior: Night". I've got to be able to wring some comedy out of that, God knows...