A proposal! At last! And people told me staying in and writing as opposed to getting out more would leave me a lonely old maid!
(Tears of joy)
Actually, the thought of spawning a fandom should be enough to put any reasonable person off writing any original fiction ever. You'd never be able to use the internet again without wanting to weep inconsolably and drink undiluted bleach. I hear that J K Rowling's public appearances are accomplished by a lifelike robot and that she herself lives under the floorboards in her house, being fed chocolate bars through the cracks and threatening to stay there until "they all sod off and latch on to something else".
Reasons a person would never dare to write...
(Tears of joy)
Actually, the thought of spawning a fandom should be enough to put any reasonable person off writing any original fiction ever. You'd never be able to use the internet again without wanting to weep inconsolably and drink undiluted bleach. I hear that J K Rowling's public appearances are accomplished by a lifelike robot and that she herself lives under the floorboards in her house, being fed chocolate bars through the cracks and threatening to stay there until "they all sod off and latch on to something else".