Either that or I'm hearing things

[wordinista]

...Guys?

...

I.  I think there's a cicada in the house.

...

How do I get it out?  For that matter, how do I find it?

EDIT:  Okay, possibly NOT a cicada, unless cicadas chirp in identical patterns, once every minute.  (Yes, one minute exactly -- I timed it.  Unless this is one very OCD cicada.) 

OKAY, NEW QUESTION:  WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

EDIT #2:  IT'S COMING FROM THE CENTER SPEAKER IN FRONT OF THE TV.  WTF.

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[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Well, it was like, "CHIRRRRP CHIRRRRP CHIRRRRP CHIRRRRP CHIRRRRP CHIRRRRP CHIRRRRP"

*one minute of silence*

"CHIRRRRP CHIRRRRP CHIRRRRP CHIRRRRP CHIRRRRP CHIRRRRP CHIRRRRP"

*rinse, repeat*

I have NO idea what's causing it.