Because I'm up way before my alarm...

[wordinista]

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for?

Answer me, then post this in your own journal to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.

Comments

[emrlddragon.livejournal.com]

Assault after the latest run in with your MIL.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

...

Okay, so... that's... probably not... so very far-fetched.