You know those episodes of The Dog Whisperer where the owners seem to be perfectly nice enough people, but are just so goddamn clueless it's painful to watch?

Yeah. It was kind of like that.

The Leonberger was really sweet, and so friendly (not using his mounting habit as an indicator of friendliness, obviously), and it was kind of heartbreaking that he was just so... completely not trained. Or brushed.

But, dude. A big-ass bear of a dog tried to mount me I feel so used. You can be damned sure we had a chat about that. And I will say this: he only tried once.