Right now I'm struggling to remember her positive attributes. So far she doesn't cover her poo, she drools all over everyone and everything, she's an attention whore (and not in any sort of endearing way), she GOADS the dogs into chasing her (would not believe it if I hadn't seen it myself), and she has destroyed more blankets, sweaters, shoelaces, and sweatshirts than I care to count.

RAAAGH.