DUDE, IT WAS SO SURREAL. I mean, I could have told you a whole slew of DIFFERENT details about the scene. I noticed he was a little heavyset, with a shaved bald head, a dirty white t-shirt, and scruffy tan shorts (that were a bit on the long side); he was either barefoot or in really beat-up flip-flops, and was smoking a dark brown cigarillo-type cigarette, with the cell phone wedged to his ear with his left shoulder (which explains why I didn't see it initially, given my angle). I could tell you the woman was curled up on her right side, she was wearing a kind of pastel-splotch shirt (could have been flowers -- almost looked like she was wearing those wacky-print scrubs the technicians wear in vet or dental offices), and beige bedroom slippers.

A little detail like a GUN WEDGED IN THE GUY'S WAISTBAND KIND OF ESCAPED ME.

Seriously, he told me and it was everything I could do NOT to turn around and look.