...i'm old. ;_;

[wordinista]

I just totally pulled a "GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN."

About six or eight neighborhood kids were playing on and around the dock in our backyard.  Lots of screaming, lots of generally being little asshats. 

The dogs? Going ballistic.

Me?  TIRED OF THE DOGS OF THE DOGS GOING BALLISTIC.  So I peeked out back and saw the above scene.

Me: "OH, HELL NO."

So I went out back.  "Excuse me!  Is this yours? Any of it?"

"....no."

"Then what are you doing? GO PLAY IN YOUR OWN  YARD."

Then one girl pipes up with, "Well, my uncle said..."

"I. Don't. Care.  Did he ask me?  No."



I totally "get off my damned lawn"d them.

Comments

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

I REJECT AKITO'S KUMBAYA. IN FACT, I SHOVE AKITO'S KUMBAYA RIGHT OUT THE DAMN WINDOW OKAY.

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

And then over a cliff! And make sure to take out one of her eyes while you're at it, no?

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Oh gawd. Hatori's story never, ever, ever failed to make me bawl like a little girl.

(That said: I <3 Mayu-chan!)