I cannot even make this up.

[wordinista]

A suspicious package was discovered at the Cocoa Beach Social Security office today.  The county sheriff's department was called in, as well as the bomb squad.  You know, like you do when dealing with suspicious packages.  

...

The package?

Contained kittens.

Comments

[patchcat.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwww! Poor kitties. I hope they find/found the other little guy. Guess that just goes to show -- Want your abandoned kitties taken care of, leave them in a suspicious box in front of a public building.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

I know! (But part of me is worried that some sicko wanted to see if the bomb squad would explode the box FIRST.)