Oh oh! You need the "Brick of Justice(tm)!" For all your rampant dealings with the stupidity of the working environment, this beautiful Brick is just what the doctor ordered! Watch it arc gracefully through the air before slamming into the ignorant faces of your opponents, spreading love and joy through your soul. Not unlike the spreading of their wasted blood across a tile floor... XD

Comes in red, gray, and granite for those really stubborn problems. Call now! Domestic Seme operators are standing by!