And for the first 1000 callers only, along with our ever trusty Bricks of Justice(tm), we will also give -- free of charge! -- three, and I repeat, three fantastic bolloks gnawing squirrels.
Your boss is a pain? Your neighbour's dog thinks your door is a hydrant? The grocer at the corner just won't save a milk jug for you?
No worries! All your problems will soon be solved! Simply by sicking our fantastic, free of charge squirrels on these people, you will enjoy the immense stress relief of hearing them shreak while their attributes are gnawed off!
Warning; do not feed with peanut butter and then wet with water. There will be terrible consequences. Amongst which is the possiblilty that they will start singing Dolly Parten country music.
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Your boss is a pain? Your neighbour's dog thinks your door is a hydrant? The grocer at the corner just won't save a milk jug for you?
No worries! All your problems will soon be solved! Simply by sicking our fantastic, free of charge squirrels on these people, you will enjoy the immense stress relief of hearing them shreak while their attributes are gnawed off!
Warning; do not feed with peanut butter and then wet with water. There will be terrible consequences. Amongst which is the possiblilty that they will start singing Dolly Parten country music.