YARGH!

[wordinista]

Tomorrow is George's birthday. His thirtieth birthday, actually.

And I haven't.

Gotten.

Paid.

YET.

FNARGH!!!

We're supposed to go to dinner. I wanted to get stuff to make him a birthday cake.

There are THINGS that I need to DO.

*twitchveinpoptwitchTWITCH*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!

*niamh grits her teeth and makes up a variety of new and interesting-sounding curse words, though largely made-up, because she is trying to watch her language these days*

STUPID.

COLLEGE.

STUPID.

JOB.

STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID.

RRRRAR.

Comments

[evilpuppy.livejournal.com]

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Comes in red, gray, and granite for those really stubborn problems. Call now! Domestic Seme operators are standing by!

[slvrstarlight.livejournal.com]

Can I get one of those for work and one for school?

Please!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_midoriko_sama_/]

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