Yes! YES! Embrace the darkness! Write her a scathing e-mail, and then share it with the rest of us! And if you're feeling particularly evil, you can include a little glossary at the end of the e-mail.

...Why do I think that would get you hot?

*smirk*

Well, I've slept on it, and I'm not sure how scathing I'm feeling at present. I'm trying to finish writing up the bits for the ego-stroking friends meme, and I can't be scathing while I'm trying to think happy thoughts.