*shrug* He just didn't want one. Sounds like his common sense overrode his Y chromosome...it's shocking, but I've actually seen it happen firsthand on rare occasion. (It also bears mentioning that Dad said he stopped going to strip clubs when he didn't feel right buying lap dances, but when he was putting his money in the strippers' G-strings, he had an epiphany: "Wait...what am I getting by putting this here?" X'D Then he went home and called Mom. Not sure if they were married at the time, though one hopes not.)