...Wow. Possibilities. Sauron could've taken over Middle Earth with the One Fungus. Isildur wouldn't have been able to resist the pretty gold glittery toe ring, and the moment he slipped it on, BOOM! Screw Orc arrows--no one could withstand the degradations of Sauron's athlete's foot! Not to mention how uncontagious pointy things are in comparison. Silly Sauron.