...You didn't? I'll be damned twice over. Yep -- I took lessons about ten years ago. Had to stop when the stable leased the horse I was learning on. It was a small stable, and didn't have a horse tall enough for me. I meant to call around to other stables, but... actually, I don't remember why I didn't do exactly that.

...Ah, I remember now. It was the only stable that was within a comfortable driving distance. The joys of living in the middle of fuck-nowhere. Of course, over the past ten years, I'd be surprised if there weren't more stables around here now. I remember seeing one in Vero once, now that I think about it. I'll have to call around and price lessons. (And get a helmet.)