Yeah, I know. But really, what else can be expected? We can only write on the level we think and read on.

The girl has absolutely no grasp of descriptive writing. She makes her pop culture references and assumes that tells the reader all they could possibly need to know. I mean, "Like Holly Golightly in Madonna-wannabe rags, Chloe had the ability to not only be in the moment, but to create it." Color me stupid, but I haven't got a clue what the hell that was supposed to mean.