TELES: (in formalwear) Sesshoumaru! Show yourself this instant!
SESSHOU: (voice muffled) No!
RIN: (in formalwear) Rin saw Sesshoumaru-sama hide in the laundry closet.
TELES: Thank you, my dear. (Opens closet door)
(SESSHOU tumbles out, covered in washcloths)
SESSHOU: (to Rin) Traitorous child.
RIN: (smiling) Teles has been teaching Rin!
SESSHOU: I should have protected her from your malicious influence, my love.
TELES: Another day, perhaps. (holds up tuxedo) You will get dressed at once. We will be late!
SESSHOU: I will not wear that foolish garment!
TELES: I think we both know what happened the last time you said that to me.
BOTAN (from Yu Yu Hakusho): (sticks head in) For those of you who don't remember, Sesshoumaru said nearly that same line in reference to a Sephiroth costume that Teles wished to purchase from an unnamed narrator who had obtained it from the set of Final Fantasy VII by dubious means, compelled Youko Kurama to wear it and posted the pictures on foxy-bish.net! (disappears)
SESSHOU: But they never showed me wearing it.
BOTAN: (sticks head back in) No, but it's in the director's cut!
SESSHOU: Dammit!
TELES: Whatever! Get dressed or else!
SESSHOU: (folds arms) Compel me to.
TELES: (pushes back sleeves)
[CENSORED FOR EXTREMELY CREATIVE ACTS OF VIOLENCE AND LIMITED NUDITY.]
SESSHOU: (in tuxedo) That was ...unexpected.
TELES: Well it's not the Spanish Inquisition.
MONTY PYTHON CREW: (jump in) No one expects the--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
(SESSHOU melts MPC with poison dewclaw)
SESSHOU: That's poison flower claw!
(Whatever)
TELES: Jaken says that Ah-Un is ready. We must go!
(later, a church with an aisle and flowers)
INUYASHA: (whisper) Miroku, how come you're getting married in a modern Western tradition? It's 1582; they don't even do it this way in the West yet!
MIROKU: It's a fanstory; what do you expect? Still, that "bachelor party" thing was fun. Thanks for throwing it for me.
INUYASHA: Yeah. Kagome said that it was supposed to be the groom's last night of wild revelry before he became a married man, so I made sure that we had lots of herbal tea and rented all three original Hot Fuzz!
MIROKU: It was so much fun!
HOJO: Uh... You know that's not what people traditionally do at bachelor parties. They usually--
INUYASHA: (slugs Hojo)
HOJO: (falls over)
INUYASHA: Sorry to make your guest bleed on your wedding day, man. I think he was trying to say something, too.
MIROKU: It probably wasn't important. He should be conscious again by the time he needs to help with the reception.
INUYASHA: Who told you to get an entire roast pig? That's genius!
SESSHOU: (in pew) This Sesshoumaru's shirt itches. I want to go home.
TELES: Shut up! Here she comes!
RIN: (walks down the aisle strewing flowers)
TELES: She looks so pretty!
SESSHOU: Now just to be sure, she doesn't have to marry the monk, right?
KAGOME and SHIORI: (walk toward altar as bridesmaids)
SESSHOU: Four?! This Western tradition is moronic. I can barely handle one female!
TELES: (hits him)
SANGO: (enters in wedding dress)
CROWD: Oooooooooooooooooh.
SANGO: (walks down aisle)
CROWD: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
NIAMH: (in formalwear) This is going to be so much better when I write it.
ITHIL: (in stupid Church hat) No pressure or anything.
BRONTE: (bites Ithil)
ITHIL: Ow!
In addition, I have finally landed an apartment so that I will soon not have to spend three hours in the car on a daily basis.
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TELES: (in formalwear) Sesshoumaru! Show yourself this instant!
SESSHOU: (voice muffled) No!
RIN: (in formalwear) Rin saw Sesshoumaru-sama hide in the laundry closet.
TELES: Thank you, my dear. (Opens closet door)
(SESSHOU tumbles out, covered in washcloths)
SESSHOU: (to Rin) Traitorous child.
RIN: (smiling) Teles has been teaching Rin!
SESSHOU: I should have protected her from your malicious influence, my love.
TELES: Another day, perhaps. (holds up tuxedo) You will get dressed at once. We will be late!
SESSHOU: I will not wear that foolish garment!
TELES: I think we both know what happened the last time you said that to me.
BOTAN (from Yu Yu Hakusho): (sticks head in) For those of you who don't remember, Sesshoumaru said nearly that same line in reference to a Sephiroth costume that Teles wished to purchase from an unnamed narrator who had obtained it from the set of Final Fantasy VII by dubious means, compelled Youko Kurama to wear it and posted the pictures on foxy-bish.net! (disappears)
SESSHOU: But they never showed me wearing it.
BOTAN: (sticks head back in) No, but it's in the director's cut!
SESSHOU: Dammit!
TELES: Whatever! Get dressed or else!
SESSHOU: (folds arms) Compel me to.
TELES: (pushes back sleeves)
[CENSORED FOR EXTREMELY CREATIVE ACTS OF VIOLENCE AND LIMITED NUDITY.]
SESSHOU: (in tuxedo) That was ...unexpected.
TELES: Well it's not the Spanish Inquisition.
MONTY PYTHON CREW: (jump in) No one expects the--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
(SESSHOU melts MPC with poison dewclaw)
SESSHOU: That's poison flower claw!
(Whatever)
TELES: Jaken says that Ah-Un is ready. We must go!
(later, a church with an aisle and flowers)
INUYASHA: (whisper) Miroku, how come you're getting married in a modern Western tradition? It's 1582; they don't even do it this way in the West yet!
MIROKU: It's a fanstory; what do you expect? Still, that "bachelor party" thing was fun. Thanks for throwing it for me.
INUYASHA: Yeah. Kagome said that it was supposed to be the groom's last night of wild revelry before he became a married man, so I made sure that we had lots of herbal tea and rented all three original Hot Fuzz!
MIROKU: It was so much fun!
HOJO: Uh... You know that's not what people traditionally do at bachelor parties. They usually--
INUYASHA: (slugs Hojo)
HOJO: (falls over)
INUYASHA: Sorry to make your guest bleed on your wedding day, man. I think he was trying to say something, too.
MIROKU: It probably wasn't important. He should be conscious again by the time he needs to help with the reception.
INUYASHA: Who told you to get an entire roast pig? That's genius!
SESSHOU: (in pew) This Sesshoumaru's shirt itches. I want to go home.
TELES: Shut up! Here she comes!
RIN: (walks down the aisle strewing flowers)
TELES: She looks so pretty!
SESSHOU: Now just to be sure, she doesn't have to marry the monk, right?
KAGOME and SHIORI: (walk toward altar as bridesmaids)
SESSHOU: Four?! This Western tradition is moronic. I can barely handle one female!
TELES: (hits him)
SANGO: (enters in wedding dress)
CROWD: Oooooooooooooooooh.
SANGO: (walks down aisle)
CROWD: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
NIAMH: (in formalwear) This is going to be so much better when I write it.
ITHIL: (in stupid Church hat) No pressure or anything.
BRONTE: (bites Ithil)
ITHIL: Ow!
In addition, I have finally landed an apartment so that I will soon not have to spend three hours in the car on a daily basis.