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wordinista) wrote2007-09-25 11:58 am
wordinista) wrote2007-09-25 11:58 am
Think good thoughts
Took Bronte to the vet's today. They took more blood and will call this afternoon. We'll see what happens after that.
I have had one good cry already. Might make it two.
Please, guys. Tell me something happy. A funny story, a silly drabble, a joke, something. I need to get the positive vibes going, because I'm kind of tired of crying.
I have had one good cry already. Might make it two.
Please, guys. Tell me something happy. A funny story, a silly drabble, a joke, something. I need to get the positive vibes going, because I'm kind of tired of crying.
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Um. Funny story.
Argh. Don't fail me, funny story repository!
Well, how about this?
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TELES: (in formalwear) Sesshoumaru! Show yourself this instant!
SESSHOU: (voice muffled) No!
RIN: (in formalwear) Rin saw Sesshoumaru-sama hide in the laundry closet.
TELES: Thank you, my dear. (Opens closet door)
(SESSHOU tumbles out, covered in washcloths)
SESSHOU: (to Rin) Traitorous child.
RIN: (smiling) Teles has been teaching Rin!
SESSHOU: I should have protected her from your malicious influence, my love.
TELES: Another day, perhaps. (holds up tuxedo) You will get dressed at once. We will be late!
SESSHOU: I will not wear that foolish garment!
TELES: I think we both know what happened the last time you said that to me.
BOTAN (from Yu Yu Hakusho): (sticks head in) For those of you who don't remember, Sesshoumaru said nearly that same line in reference to a Sephiroth costume that Teles wished to purchase from an unnamed narrator who had obtained it from the set of Final Fantasy VII by dubious means, compelled Youko Kurama to wear it and posted the pictures on foxy-bish.net! (disappears)
SESSHOU: But they never showed me wearing it.
BOTAN: (sticks head back in) No, but it's in the director's cut!
SESSHOU: Dammit!
TELES: Whatever! Get dressed or else!
SESSHOU: (folds arms) Compel me to.
TELES: (pushes back sleeves)
[CENSORED FOR EXTREMELY CREATIVE ACTS OF VIOLENCE AND LIMITED NUDITY.]
SESSHOU: (in tuxedo) That was ...unexpected.
TELES: Well it's not the Spanish Inquisition.
MONTY PYTHON CREW: (jump in) No one expects the--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
(SESSHOU melts MPC with poison dewclaw)
SESSHOU: That's poison flower claw!
(Whatever)
TELES: Jaken says that Ah-Un is ready. We must go!
(later, a church with an aisle and flowers)
INUYASHA: (whisper) Miroku, how come you're getting married in a modern Western tradition? It's 1582; they don't even do it this way in the West yet!
MIROKU: It's a fanstory; what do you expect? Still, that "bachelor party" thing was fun. Thanks for throwing it for me.
INUYASHA: Yeah. Kagome said that it was supposed to be the groom's last night of wild revelry before he became a married man, so I made sure that we had lots of herbal tea and rented all three original Hot Fuzz!
MIROKU: It was so much fun!
HOJO: Uh... You know that's not what people traditionally do at bachelor parties. They usually--
INUYASHA: (slugs Hojo)
HOJO: (falls over)
INUYASHA: Sorry to make your guest bleed on your wedding day, man. I think he was trying to say something, too.
MIROKU: It probably wasn't important. He should be conscious again by the time he needs to help with the reception.
INUYASHA: Who told you to get an entire roast pig? That's genius!
SESSHOU: (in pew) This Sesshoumaru's shirt itches. I want to go home.
TELES: Shut up! Here she comes!
RIN: (walks down the aisle strewing flowers)
TELES: She looks so pretty!
SESSHOU: Now just to be sure, she doesn't have to marry the monk, right?
KAGOME and SHIORI: (walk toward altar as bridesmaids)
SESSHOU: Four?! This Western tradition is moronic. I can barely handle one female!
TELES: (hits him)
SANGO: (enters in wedding dress)
CROWD: Oooooooooooooooooh.
SANGO: (walks down aisle)
CROWD: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
NIAMH: (in formalwear) This is going to be so much better when I write it.
ITHIL: (in stupid Church hat) No pressure or anything.
BRONTE: (bites Ithil)
ITHIL: Ow!
In addition, I have finally landed an apartment so that I will soon not have to spend three hours in the car on a daily basis.
Why do tomorrow what you could never do? How she loved you.
Someday soon it'll all come out: how you dreamed about each other sometimes.
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Re: Someday soon it'll all come out: how you dreamed about each other sometimes.
don't lose your way
with each passing day
you've come so far
don't throw it away
live believing
dreams are for weaving
wonders are waiting to start
live your story
faith, hope, and glory
hold to the truth in your heart
if we hold on together
I know our dreams will never die
dreams see us through to forever
where clouds roll by
for you and I
souls in the wind
must learn how to bend
seek out a star
hold on to the end
valley, mountain
there is a fountain
washes our tears all away
words are swaying
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someone is praying
please let us come home to stay
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Prof: One thing to remember is that America was under constant threat from other nations. Not just England. Canada was -
My table: *bursts out laughing*
Prof: Well they were French at the time!
A couple of weeks ago...
Prof: Language is inherent in everything. No one would buy rap if some white guy with a Boston accent was singing it.
Classmate: That depends on how many crimes he commits!
Prof: True...okay, so he's an anonymous guy who talks like JFK. No one would buy that record because it doesn't reach the desired audience.
Me: Well, no, if he's a Kennedy it would still work.
I know it probably sounds like this class is dumb, but it's just fun and we get on weird tangents.
Hope that had a good laugh for you. Giggle a little and keep up hope!
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