Tee hee!

[wordinista]

I love my husband.

But I ESPECIALLY love the look on his face when he realizes he accidentally hit me in the eye in his sleep and thus responsible for the until-that-point MYSTERIOUS swelling and soreness in my right eye.

Because he has a matching bruise on his hand.

I AM OKAY. I just. Got punched in the eye. In my sleep. By my husband. In his sleep.

Comments

[tatertott.livejournal.com]

He does it because he loves you!

[red-pens.livejournal.com]

When we were first married my husband elbowed me in the nose in his sleep. I shot up in bed instantly sobbing because it hurt so bad, which jolted him awake with a sleep cry of, "Oh my god, what happened?"

You hit me in the face, you turd.

Ah, married life.

[everstar3.livejournal.com]

"THIS IS WHY WE'RE NOT GOING TO PARIS."

[rya-kelley.livejournal.com]

It's not that uncommon. Dead asleep, I punched Mick in the nose once as he was crawling into bed. I had a dream I was at work, I heard the gas alert going off, and I reached out to authorize it. POW. Poor guy.

[hyanan.livejournal.com]

*heh* This has happened to me...it's really disconcerting yet funny at the same time. XD

[emrlddragon.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Well, at least it's no longer a mystery.

[senay-chan.livejournal.com]

Lol, it must be (accidentally) whack your wife week. I got hit in the face on Sunday night. He was dead asleep and sometimes he thrashes. He gets so upset though when I jokingly tell people, "Oh, that bruise? Thomas hit me."