Tee hee!

[wordinista]

I love my husband.

But I ESPECIALLY love the look on his face when he realizes he accidentally hit me in the eye in his sleep and thus responsible for the until-that-point MYSTERIOUS swelling and soreness in my right eye.

Because he has a matching bruise on his hand.

I AM OKAY. I just. Got punched in the eye. In my sleep. By my husband. In his sleep.

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[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Because we are totally irreverent, there have been remarks made along the lines of:

"Knock it off or I'll hit you in your other eye."

and

"BITCH, WHY YOU THINK I HIT YOU, HUH?"

AND

"Do you want to drive? No, better not. Gimp eye."

I'm waiting for "WHY YOU MAKE ME HIT YOU BABY?"