pets, keys, and cards

[wordinista]

Dear Sydney,

Please do not decide that, yes, you actually really do have to potty AFTER we've come in from outside.  We were out there walking around for a good 20 minutes and you weren't remotely interested in relieving yourself then.  Pacing arond the house and panting does not make me sympathetic to your plight.

Love and Kisses,
Mamadog

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Dear Keys,

Ha ha, the joke's over.  Time to come out of hiding.  Really.  Show yourselves, pronto.

No love,
Bunneh

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Dear Florida,

Humidity is so five minutes ago.  Autumn is the new black.  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CHANGE YOUR SEASONS.  I'M DYING HERE.

NO LOVE,
Sweatybunneh

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Dear F-List,

I have a sympathy card here, which I will need to sign and send out sometime today.  Any suggestions on what an appropriate message might be what I could include inside?  (It's for my aunt in-law -- her father passed away last week.)  Everything I'm coming up with feels incredibly trite and cheesy.

Love and Kisses,
Bunneh

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Dear Keys,

NO, REALLY.  SHOW YOURSELVES, YOU JINGLY LITTLE BITCHWAFFLES.  I AM TIRED OF LOOKING FOR YOU. 

SCREW OFF,
Bunneh

Comments

[rya-kelley.livejournal.com]

Bitchwaffles?

[hecallaghan.livejournal.com]

To be honest, I always think short and sweet is the best way to go with sympathy cards. They just want to know you're sorry for your loss, you're aware there's nothing you can say, and that you're thinking of them.

That would comfort me in that position, I think, though touch wood I don't need that kind of comfort for a good long while!

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I agree. I was just thinking of something a little less cookie-cutter than "I'm sorry for your loss." Ah, well, I'll think of something. :)