A meme, and Niamh's consumer griping

[wordinista]

Dear Barnes & Noble,

I hate you and your substandard manga section.

Love and kisses,
Niamh

PS: Your Tazo passionflower tea? Naaaaaasty.



Dear Anime Pavillion,

I hate you and your geektastic staff of unwashed fanboys who still seem to ignore those of us with breasts. Please hire more females, or men who know how to deal with three-dimensional women. We don't like standing at the counter, money in hand, waiting for the gang playing D&D at the back of the store to notice that we have something we'd like to buy. If this is your way of letting us know that shoplifting is acceptable, you should put up a sign.

Also, your store smells funny. Like someone's been smoking pot and trying to cover it up with incense.

Love and kisses,
Niamh

Bleh. Booksellers of America have decided to conspire against me. No luck on finding FB #8.

Reply with an anonymous comment. (I have to change my settings to allow for Anonymous postings.)

1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One random thing
4. One love note.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

1. I like skirts.

2. You are a sexy, sexy beast. Yes, you are.

3. Green Tea is surprisingly bad for the skin when poured straight from the kettle.

4. I frisked a bit in lechery.

5. I'll do it all night
Do it with me
I take you to heaven
if you make me feel free babe
Do it tonight
Do it alright
just take me and shake me till I burn up inside.
Aaaaaaaaaa~H!

6. Older than a bread-basket! Or... not...?

7. ForEVARS!!!!

8. Once upon a time there was a Bunneh~

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Hmm... is it SoM?

[(Anonymous)]

Try again, madame.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

....God, now I don't know. You might be SoM, or you might be Puppy.

[evilpuppy.livejournal.com]

*flutters lashes*

I thought it might be too obvious if I did my usual love note~ *cues lounge music* Gure-san...