A meme, and Niamh's consumer griping

[wordinista]

Dear Barnes & Noble,

I hate you and your substandard manga section.

Love and kisses,
Niamh

PS: Your Tazo passionflower tea? Naaaaaasty.



Dear Anime Pavillion,

I hate you and your geektastic staff of unwashed fanboys who still seem to ignore those of us with breasts. Please hire more females, or men who know how to deal with three-dimensional women. We don't like standing at the counter, money in hand, waiting for the gang playing D&D at the back of the store to notice that we have something we'd like to buy. If this is your way of letting us know that shoplifting is acceptable, you should put up a sign.

Also, your store smells funny. Like someone's been smoking pot and trying to cover it up with incense.

Love and kisses,
Niamh

Bleh. Booksellers of America have decided to conspire against me. No luck on finding FB #8.

Reply with an anonymous comment. (I have to change my settings to allow for Anonymous postings.)

1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One random thing
4. One love note.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

1. One secret:

The pope died two weeks ago. The Vatican has just been playing Weekend at Bernie's with his body since.

2. One compliment:

I honestly believe that you help me to be a better writer.

3. One random thing:

I just ate three plates of nachos. With peppers.

4. One love note:

Dear TEH BUNNEH,

As I watch you through the window, sitting at your computer and reading this, I wonder what you're wearing underneath your clothes...

Love,

Your Stalker

5. Lyrics to a song:

Could taste your sweet kisses
Your arms open wide
This fever for you is just burning me up inside

6. How old you are:

I got mistaken for 18 three days ago.

7. How long we've been friends:

Are we friends?

8. And a hint to who you are:

"They say the lady is fair; 'tis a
truth, I can bear them witness; and virtuous; 'tis
so, I cannot reprove it; and wise, but for loving
me; by my troth, it is no addition to her wit, nor
no great argument of her folly, for I will be
horribly in love with her."

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

...The last hint makes me think it's Es?

[white-death.livejournal.com]

'twas!
XD