A meme, and Niamh's consumer griping

[wordinista]

Dear Barnes & Noble,

I hate you and your substandard manga section.

Love and kisses,
Niamh

PS: Your Tazo passionflower tea? Naaaaaasty.



Dear Anime Pavillion,

I hate you and your geektastic staff of unwashed fanboys who still seem to ignore those of us with breasts. Please hire more females, or men who know how to deal with three-dimensional women. We don't like standing at the counter, money in hand, waiting for the gang playing D&D at the back of the store to notice that we have something we'd like to buy. If this is your way of letting us know that shoplifting is acceptable, you should put up a sign.

Also, your store smells funny. Like someone's been smoking pot and trying to cover it up with incense.

Love and kisses,
Niamh

Bleh. Booksellers of America have decided to conspire against me. No luck on finding FB #8.

Reply with an anonymous comment. (I have to change my settings to allow for Anonymous postings.)

1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One random thing
4. One love note.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

1. I lost my passport in a move 4 apartments to go and I'm embarassed to tell my family about it because I didn't put it in the lock-box like they wanted me to.
2. You're one of the most intelligent, well-grounded people I've ever 'met' online.
3. There's a flash flood warning for the local metropolitan area tonight and tomorrow.
4. B natural.
5.
Well there's one thing
that I'll never forget
It's the beauty of a friendship
that's not over yet
I know how just one smile
can be planted like a seed
And I want to do that for somebody else
the way it was done for me

I want to have a little faith
there's something better at the end of this path
but these memories get old and flat like photographs

Oh, if we never meet again
if goodbyes remain unspoken
I will glorify our past
but our bond remains unbroken
if we never meet again

6. Younger than some, older than most.
7. I don't really know that we're friends now. I think you're pretty keen but we really don't chat or anything.
8. I'm thinking of going to the tea shop tomorrow.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Are you DQBunny? *feels like she's doing really badly at this meme*

[(Anonymous)]

Nope, sorry! :)

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Lystra? AKA: MsCongeniality? :D (The tea shop reference was like a lightbulb over my head. But I'll feel like a dunce if I'm wrong AGAIN.)

[mscongeniality.livejournal.com]

Yep, you got it! :)

I honestly wasn't sure what to use for a clue and figured the tea shop made just enough sense.