wordinista: (Tea! Gimme gimme!)
wordinista ([personal profile] wordinista) wrote2005-05-19 05:34 pm
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Can you imagine how different things would have been if the One Ring had been a toe ring?

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And REAL cranberry juice tastes a LOT like real grape juice, I find. Nowhere near as blindingly tart as the cranberry juice cocktail. But I don't think it'd work very well in a cosmopolitan.

[identity profile] aoi-tsuki1.livejournal.com 2005-05-19 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...Wow. Possibilities. Sauron could've taken over Middle Earth with the One Fungus. Isildur wouldn't have been able to resist the pretty gold glittery toe ring, and the moment he slipped it on, BOOM! Screw Orc arrows--no one could withstand the degradations of Sauron's athlete's foot! Not to mention how uncontagious pointy things are in comparison. Silly Sauron.

[identity profile] squeakyinuears.livejournal.com 2005-05-19 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
One Fungus? Athlete's foot? *Dies again*

[identity profile] w0rdinista.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
*cracks the jolly hell up*

Sauron's athlete's foot. Dude, I think there is NOTHING scarier.