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Apr. 19th, 2010 01:14 pmSo apparently all it takes is a wink-wink, nudge-nudge of a dirty joke and a little bit (okay, a lot) of innuendo to send my motivation AND work ethic straight into the toilet.
WHO KNEW?
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Because he will Tweet at me even when we are SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN A DOCTOR'S WAITING ROOM.
Behold:
The following Twitter conversation came from nilla linking us to this.
w0rdinista: That one's part of the line his ins. does cover-- I think he should pick Twilight Purple!!1! ...Do you think it sparkles, too~?
cyfon@w0rdinista ohhhhhh sparkles!
w0rdinista@cyfon You can name your meter Edward and it will suck up your sweet, delicious blood!
cyfon@w0rdinista oh...ew. No.
w0rdinista@cyfon .......Yeah, that is kind of disturbing and wrong, isn't it?
cyfon@w0rdinista I need the manliest one we can find now. Comes with hatchet to remove digits for blood tests.
w0rdinista@cyfon And instead of beeping at you, it grunts?
cyfon@w0rdinista and tells yo mama jokes.
I love my hubby. Verreh much.
There are few things as amusing as telling the Jehovah's Witnesses that have come to the door that your adorable and friendly puppy's name is "Darwin," and then watch as they blink at you and laugh in nervous, but polite surprise.
(I then went into detail about how "Darwin" is also one of the capital cities in Australia, AND how some breeders will put a pup down for a mismark, and given those two things, it seemed a very apropos name. I think we talked more about Aussies than we did about religion.)
I sent in his AKC paperwork yesterday. His official "pedigree name" is "Lazy L's Darwinian Selection." (And he's totally getting a little AKC tag with his registration number on it, because I'm a dork and signed him up for their "lifetime lost and found" program.)
And in crate-training news, we had a piddle accident in the crate this morning. :( He had room enough to go to one corner and piddle, which may mean I need to adjust the crate again. I did that, and I'm also thinking about setting an alarm for 4 hours into the night, so he can get a little potty break. This will also allow me to get a little more sleep, though broken into segments. I know he can do a five hour stretch in there with no problems. It's that sixth hour that's tripping him up, poor little guy.