Meme, meme, meme-ity meme...

[wordinista]

Because the printer isn't working (can't make stencils, argh) and I don't feel like working on my midterm just yet (argh), and I still don't have the dimensions for the tables in the clubhouse (ergo cannot tell caterer what size tablecloths to bring, argh), and "slightly irregular" should not mean "looks like it was splashed with bleach" kthx (argh) the following was ganked from saya415, because, frankly, I need the giggles right now:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[patchcat.livejournal.com]

Hey, remember that guy in San Jose? I still can't believe you actually shot him and then pitched him overboard -- and after he had been so nice and not killed us, even though he really wanted to. I mean, we did steal his yacht. But, really, how were we supposed to know he was ferrying priceless stolen artifacts to China? Do you think the cops are still looking for us? You know, I really didn't think that thing was loaded. I wonder if that doggy made it.

By the way, I would send you that pretty jade dragon; but I think my ferret likes it too much. He keeps using it for a chew toy.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

*pets the doggy* Yeah, see, I didn't buy into his whole "nice guy" routine. Not after I overheard him making arrangements to sell us both on the sex-slave market. I don't think the cops even know we escaped the yacht after we crashed it. Good call on setting it on fire, though. Nice theatrical touch, there.