Daily dose of the surreal

[wordinista]

All right, so because I'm stupid, I decided to walk the dogs (against my better judgment).  It's now an hour later, I feel like death warmed over with a side of stomach cramps.

However!  LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED ON MY WALK.

First, to set the scene.  I am clad in fairly sloppy workout clothes -- a faded sport tank top and a pair of my oldest, most comfortable stretchy yoga/capri pant type... pants.  I have two dogs on-leash.  Am trying to get them to relieve themselves before we are on said walk and nowhere near a garbage can (I am a responsible pet owner who carries her own doggy clean-up bags, yes).  The dogs are walking in circles around me, and I'm basically trying not to get sick as I watch them.  Sydney does her thing.  I clean it up.

When a car pulls up and parks!  Window rolls down and I assume the driver is lost and asking for directions.  Driver says something that I cannot hear.  I ask him to repeat himself.  Still cannot hear.  Get a little closer.  STILL CANNOT HEAR.  Then he holds up a piece of paper and I finally hear "Can I give you my phone number?"

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Wait, what?

I'm picking up dog poop, and in the meantime trying not to get sick on my shoes, and this makes someone want to hit on me?  What?

Comments

either salmonella made you tragically pale in a good way or...

[darkfrog24.livejournal.com]

Because you're freakin' hot, honey!

Have you ever seen that scene in "Legally Blonde," (musical, but the movie had something similar) where the salon woman bends over to pick something up and everyone's like, "She has the most perfect Bend and Snap ever and she does't even know it!!"

[miyun.livejournal.com]

LOLZ! cuz baby you're so hot, hot! 8D

[everstar3.livejournal.com]

...Man, that would have been the perfect time to actually throw up. I mean, if there is such a thing.

[rya-kelley.livejournal.com]

A Mexican guy hit on me when I was 8 months pregnant with Michael. I'm telling you, it takes all kinds.