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All right, so because I'm stupid, I decided to walk the dogs (against my better judgment).  It's now an hour later, I feel like death warmed over with a side of stomach cramps.

However!  LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED ON MY WALK.

First, to set the scene.  I am clad in fairly sloppy workout clothes -- a faded sport tank top and a pair of my oldest, most comfortable stretchy yoga/capri pant type... pants.  I have two dogs on-leash.  Am trying to get them to relieve themselves before we are on said walk and nowhere near a garbage can (I am a responsible pet owner who carries her own doggy clean-up bags, yes).  The dogs are walking in circles around me, and I'm basically trying not to get sick as I watch them.  Sydney does her thing.  I clean it up.

When a car pulls up and parks!  Window rolls down and I assume the driver is lost and asking for directions.  Driver says something that I cannot hear.  I ask him to repeat himself.  Still cannot hear.  Get a little closer.  STILL CANNOT HEAR.  Then he holds up a piece of paper and I finally hear "Can I give you my phone number?"

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Wait, what?

I'm picking up dog poop, and in the meantime trying not to get sick on my shoes, and this makes someone want to hit on me?  What?

So, I got my new glasses today.  I have an uncle who's an optometrist, and he sends me oodles of disposable lenses, and sometimes, when I'm a verreh verreh good bunneh, I get new glasses.

They feel a bit weird, but I think that's only because I'm more used to contacts, and the glasses I did wear were rimless, and had a different nose piece.  These are... well, they're sexeh-librarian glasses, IMO.  And things look... different.  The world outside the frame is SO BLURRY OMG.

Here they are -- and that color is called "striped cherry"! -- I'm just thankful that getting the red frames wasn't a mistake. I was afraid I'd end up looking like Sally Jessy Raphael! XD! But, no -- they're very nice, and I'm a fan.

If y'all are good, there may even be pictures! XD  (I also colored my hair today, so I'm feelin' extra sexeh!)