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All right, so... I did that meme that's been going around. You know the one, yes?

Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.

There were three I wasn't entirely sure what to do with. My "Niamh" icons, my Lord Peter Wimsey / Dorothy Sayers quote, and my Shiku-chan icon. I alphabetized the list by given name rather than surname (because I have a damn lot of Furuba in my icons), and... yeah. Some of the pairings make me laugh, some I'd like to see attempted, and a couple of them make me want to run screaming.

--Oh, and I had an uneven number, so the first three I made into a threesome. You'll see why. ;)

Alice in Wonderland/Bunnicula/Bunny: This? Makes me LAUGH. Oh, it's so wrong, but I'm so very amused. Really. So, so wrong. And yet... heeeeee!

Cordelia Chase/Fred Weasely: ....I... might be able to picture this. You know -- with enough liquor.

George Weasely/Sohma Hatori: BWAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAaheeeheeee.... *gigglesnortdies*

Sohma Kyou/Lola Bunny: There are no words for how very, very, OMGSOWRONG this one is.

Shiraki Mayuko/Miroku: ...............Maybe.

Sohma Momiji/Niamh: So many jokes, such little time.

Nymphadora Tonks/PDBW: ....Call me wrong in the head, but this is one I wouldn't mind seeing attempted either.

Remus Lupin/Sango: .......I don't quite know what to say about this one. I think, under the right ficcy circumstances, it could be done.

Sesshoumaru/Sohma Shigure: *can't type for laughing*

Shiku-chan/Teles: He's a little guy, sure, but then, size ain't everything. If you chibified Teles, I think it'd work. It'd be wrong (although, you know, CHIBI-SEX!), but it could be done. Carefully. With much mirth.

Wolverine/Sohma Yuki: Okay, this one makes me want to run AWAY. A LOT. FAR FAR AWAY. OMGSOWRONG. This one is the wrongest of the wrong. It's just... no. Just no. No.

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oh that is just too funny! i'm going to have to do this one as well! though, i've a feeling mine will sort of ... not be quite as funny. :)

CHIBI-SEEEEEX!!!!!

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So...oooh so very many jokes. Brain... malfunctions.

*pfwek*

*twitch* Must... refrain from... comments... too much... wrongness...

Sohma Momiji/Niamh: So many jokes, such little time.

BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY!