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[wordinista]

So apparently all it takes is a wink-wink, nudge-nudge of a dirty joke and a little bit (okay, a lot) of innuendo to send my motivation AND work ethic straight into the toilet.

WHO KNEW?

tarysande I'M LOOKING IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.

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[tarysande.livejournal.com]

WHO ME?

*protests innocence*

*fails*

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

If I ever, ever, ever write a smutty smutty Cousland/Anders drabble, it will be entirely your fault.

And even if it isn't your fault, I'm still blaming you. SO THERE.

It's not that I don't like Anders, or don't think he's incredibly yummy (QUITE THE CONTRARY); I'd just have a hard time figuring out a way to make a Cousland/Anders drabble NOT be entirely about him being an Alistair replacement.

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

O.o

Oh, no. Now there's this angsty Anders-as-Alistair-replacement thing going on in my HEAD.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RITE?

I have this one line going round and round in my head, and it's going to lead to something, I just know it:

He reminds her of him, quite inconveniently so, and at the start, it's almost easy to ignore him entirely.

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

*anticipates*

also

*enables*

heh heh heh

[pagerunner-j.livejournal.com]

You could go crazy and write someone other than Elinora, you know.... ;)

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

.........you speak crazytalk.

Also, Nairia hasn't finished her Origins playthrough yet. cough. Which, if the Branka battle is anything to go by, I am going to be doing a lot of swearing through that final onslaught. Jebus.

(And I suck so very hard at playing a mage OH MY GOD, can I just say that? JUST POINT ME AT A THING AND I'LL HIT IT WITH STICKS.)

[la-reine-rien.livejournal.com]

This why you do what I do and write pornz while you're at work.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Nooooo, I'm working on a thing here, and trying to keep my mind OUT of the gutter. OUT OF IT. ;)

[la-reine-rien.livejournal.com]

Imma play Devil's Advocate here and be like "Nah, you should write the pornz".

No, seriously.

You should.

Please? I can beg if you'd like. Dignity really isn't my strong suit.

Mind belongs in the gutter. Give in. Do it. You'll feel better about it.

>.> *Presses the enable button*

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

The enable button is SO FUN TO PRESS.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

LOL -- no, not on a Monday. Mondays are bad. I'm already behind on a few things, and the only reason it's not a huge flaming disaster is because I got a few other things done early.

Tomorrow, maybe. Today, not so much. ;)

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

meow

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

You. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. TROUBLEMAKER.

[kristeljohns.livejournal.com]

Good, then you won't block my snorkle!

*splash* whee!

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

*remains primly out of the gutter for now*

[tahara-l.livejournal.com]

Apparently, checking out your journal is not the best idea for me to do.

Nugs are tromping in my brain.... With tap shoes!! And Top hats! And bow ties!

I need to write again, dammit.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

...This is an odd day. I'm pretty sure it hasn't been this busy here in... uh. I... don't know when. USUALLY THIS IS A PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE JOURNAL. USUALLY.

(Do I even want to know which nugs grabbed you? I think I do wantto know, but am afraid to ask...)

[tahara-l.livejournal.com]

Let's just say Anders+Kink Meme type drabble... and threesome...with my Mahariel....and Alistair....and if Zevran really behaved well....

-gyaaaa-

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

...Guh.

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

I blame me. Sorry. ;P

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

I'd hit your enable button, but I've been cut off.

......

*enable*

hee hee hee

[tahara-l.livejournal.com]

You have been cut off indeed!!

-whaps at you with a wiffle bat-

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

She's a wily one. Don't buy that faux innocence thing she's trying to rock.

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

But the enabling is just... showing my LOVE. *wants more pretty arts and stories*