So apparently all it takes is a wink-wink, nudge-nudge of a dirty joke and a little bit (okay, a lot) of innuendo to send my motivation AND work ethic straight into the toilet.
If I ever, ever, ever write a smutty smutty Cousland/Anders drabble, it will be entirely your fault.
And even if it isn't your fault, I'm still blaming you. SO THERE.
It's not that I don't like Anders, or don't think he's incredibly yummy (QUITE THE CONTRARY); I'd just have a hard time figuring out a way to make a Cousland/Anders drabble NOT be entirely about him being an Alistair replacement.
Also, Nairia hasn't finished her Origins playthrough yet. cough. Which, if the Branka battle is anything to go by, I am going to be doing a lot of swearing through that final onslaught. Jebus.
(And I suck so very hard at playing a mage OH MY GOD, can I just say that? JUST POINT ME AT A THING AND I'LL HIT IT WITH STICKS.)
LOL -- no, not on a Monday. Mondays are bad. I'm already behind on a few things, and the only reason it's not a huge flaming disaster is because I got a few other things done early.
...This is an odd day. I'm pretty sure it hasn't been this busy here in... uh. I... don't know when. USUALLY THIS IS A PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE JOURNAL. USUALLY.
(Do I even want to know which nugs grabbed you? I think I do wantto know, but am afraid to ask...)
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Date: 2010-04-19 05:22 pm (UTC)*protests innocence*
*fails*
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Date: 2010-04-19 05:26 pm (UTC)And even if it isn't your fault, I'm still blaming you. SO THERE.
It's not that I don't like Anders, or don't think he's incredibly yummy (QUITE THE CONTRARY); I'd just have a hard time figuring out a way to make a Cousland/Anders drabble NOT be entirely about him being an Alistair replacement.
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Date: 2010-04-19 05:31 pm (UTC)Oh, no. Now there's this angsty Anders-as-Alistair-replacement thing going on in my HEAD.
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Date: 2010-04-19 05:38 pm (UTC)I have this one line going round and round in my head, and it's going to lead to something, I just know it:
He reminds her of him, quite inconveniently so, and at the start, it's almost easy to ignore him entirely.
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Date: 2010-04-19 05:40 pm (UTC)also
*enables*
heh heh heh
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Date: 2010-04-19 05:46 pm (UTC)Also, Nairia hasn't finished her Origins playthrough yet. cough. Which, if the Branka battle is anything to go by, I am going to be doing a lot of swearing through that final onslaught. Jebus.
(And I suck so very hard at playing a mage OH MY GOD, can I just say that? JUST POINT ME AT A THING AND I'LL HIT IT WITH STICKS.)
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Date: 2010-04-19 05:42 pm (UTC)No, seriously.
You should.
Please? I can beg if you'd like. Dignity really isn't my strong suit.
Mind belongs in the gutter. Give in. Do it. You'll feel better about it.
>.> *Presses the enable button*
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Date: 2010-04-19 05:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-04-19 05:47 pm (UTC)Tomorrow, maybe. Today, not so much. ;)
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Date: 2010-04-19 05:45 pm (UTC)*splash* whee!
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Date: 2010-04-19 05:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-19 06:31 pm (UTC)Nugs are tromping in my brain.... With tap shoes!! And Top hats! And bow ties!
I need to write again, dammit.
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Date: 2010-04-19 06:33 pm (UTC)(Do I even want to know which nugs grabbed you? I think I do wantto know, but am afraid to ask...)
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Date: 2010-04-19 06:36 pm (UTC)-gyaaaa-
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Date: 2010-04-19 06:33 pm (UTC)......
*enable*
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Date: 2010-04-19 06:38 pm (UTC)-whaps at you with a wiffle bat-
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