Meme, meme, meme-ity meme...

[wordinista]

Because the printer isn't working (can't make stencils, argh) and I don't feel like working on my midterm just yet (argh), and I still don't have the dimensions for the tables in the clubhouse (ergo cannot tell caterer what size tablecloths to bring, argh), and "slightly irregular" should not mean "looks like it was splashed with bleach" kthx (argh) the following was ganked from saya415, because, frankly, I need the giggles right now:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[somnambulicious.livejournal.com]

I'll never forget the time we were arrested by Customs officials for smuggling 29 Viagra pills back from the Dominican Republic. To this day, I thank my lucky stars that they never asked us exactly what we were doing that weekend.

[queenofthecute.livejournal.com]

Oh, dude! Do you remember that one time were were driving through Iowa and blew a tire? And, y'know, those bikers helped us out by giving us a lift? And then we crossed the border and spent two weeks in Acapulco. After that, everything gets a little fuzzy for me, but I think that's just a sign of a good time, don'tcha think? After all, if you can remember it, you weren't there...

[patchcat.livejournal.com]

Hey, remember that guy in San Jose? I still can't believe you actually shot him and then pitched him overboard -- and after he had been so nice and not killed us, even though he really wanted to. I mean, we did steal his yacht. But, really, how were we supposed to know he was ferrying priceless stolen artifacts to China? Do you think the cops are still looking for us? You know, I really didn't think that thing was loaded. I wonder if that doggy made it.

By the way, I would send you that pretty jade dragon; but I think my ferret likes it too much. He keeps using it for a chew toy.

[dawnsama.livejournal.com]

Well, after the youknowwhat involving a chicken, monkey, and a completely irrelevant pickle in a completely inappropriate shape (you know what I mean), I will definitely never eat chicken again!

[rya-kelley.livejournal.com]

Do you remember that time I saved your ass in 'Nam?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mikky_/]

Yeah... we actually did it... before everyone... we totally did it... remember??

[aoi-tsuki1.livejournal.com]

OMG, YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WE WENT OUT DRINKING AND MY HEAD GOT MIXED UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S AND THEN IT TURNED OUT I'D JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLEN SOMEONE'S HAT AND THEN WE GOT BLOWN UP BY ESKIMO TERRORISTS?

[everstar3.livejournal.com]

Remember the time we went on that multistate crime spree and got hunted down by the FBI and then we drove into the Grand Canyon except there was a rocket in the trunk of our car so we actually went to a non-extradition treaty country and have been living in bliss on the beach ever since?

[tatertott.livejournal.com]

hey - you still owe me $15.99 for that bag of cement that we used to make a new pair of shoes for Marty. You remember Marty, right? The guy with the shifty eye; the one that looked at your cousin funny? Yeah, him. Well, while he's sleeping with the fishes, I'm sitting here, $15.99 short. Anyways, when you get back from your rendevue with Agent 09 in Moscow (oh, we had some fun times there, eh?), wire me the goods.

[emrlddragon.livejournal.com]

I remember the time you and I went to New York. The food and the plays were fabulous. The trip to The Statue of Liberty was amazing. And I'll never forget when you threw the penny from the Empire State Building and killed the foreign diplomat.

[evilpuppy.livejournal.com]

Did you ever let that poor boy out of your basement or are you still convinced that rubbing him all over you will keep you young and beautiful forever?

[darkfrog24.livejournal.com]

How many members of our unit were still alive when the sixth season stopped? But two weeks of negotiations and they just left us there. No food, no medicine, no orders. In the end, only you and I and that guy who actually thought that having Mulder disappear for a whole season was a good idea walked out. I hear people think he's a myth now.

You know as well as I do, Niamh, that once you've been to the Valley of Fandom for a Program of Diminishing Quality, you never leave. You just learn to live there.

Oh god, the thing with the sharks...

[hecallaghan.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me you've forgotten. Oh how we laughed!

I still miss my leg though. The stump aches a bit in damp weather.