Open Letters

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Because I should be doing other things...

Dear Advanced Finance Midterm:

I hate you.  Plzdie.

Love and Kisses,
Niamh

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Dear Tora-kun's aunt,

You win at awesome.  You are one of the most tactful, classiest people I've ever had the pleasure to know, and I hereby vow to get to know you better, because you rock just that much.

Love and Kisses,
Niamh

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Dear Self,

Nine hours of sleep is more than adequate to focus on the midterm.  Rein in the wandering attention span and get this thing finished.  You are not tired, and you are not laying one finger on Furuba volume 13 until this midterm is finished.  AND you haven't even started on the centerpieces.  And do I even need to mention that you've got some cleaning to do around here?  I know you cleaned house last week.  Guess what?  You have to do it again!

Quit procrastinating,
Me

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Dear OGAM, Bump, and Extracurricular II muses,

STFU.  RIGHT NOW.  I'M WORKING.  STOPPITDANGIT.  STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP. YOU DIDN'T SAY A WORD WHEN I WAS READY AND WILLING AND ABLE TO WRITE, AND BECAUSE OF THAT YOU WAIVE ANY RIGHT TO START GIVING ME INSPIRATION NOW.

NO LOVE, YOU SADISTIC BASTARDS (especially you, Extracurricular II -- you evil bitch),
Niamh

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Dear UT muses,

The above does not apply to you.  Anytime y'all want to start talking to me again, I'm all ears, midterm or no.

Love and Kisses,
Niamh