...My mother, ladies and gentlemen.
Dec. 11th, 2007 12:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wordinistaMom: *calls*
Me: *is having lunch. nearly chokes self trying to swallow mouthful of sammich to answer so I don't have to hear another lecture about how I never answer my phone. (because my mother calls when I am either IN THE SHOWER or WALKING THE DOG I swear) I proceed to explain to mother that I am having lunch*
Mom: *makes clear that I can keep on lunching, and plz to continue eating*
Me: *omnomnom*
Mom: *...proceeds to engage in conversation at me (this is pretty common for us)*
Me: *omnomnom*
Mom: *asks me questions that require an actual answer composed of words rather than thoughtful silence*
Me: *is eating. MOUTH IS FULL. thoughtful silence is all she gets until I manage to swallow another mouthful of sammich.*
Me: *is having lunch. nearly chokes self trying to swallow mouthful of sammich to answer so I don't have to hear another lecture about how I never answer my phone. (because my mother calls when I am either IN THE SHOWER or WALKING THE DOG I swear) I proceed to explain to mother that I am having lunch*
Mom: *makes clear that I can keep on lunching, and plz to continue eating*
Me: *omnomnom*
Mom: *...proceeds to engage in conversation at me (this is pretty common for us)*
Me: *omnomnom*
Mom: *asks me questions that require an actual answer composed of words rather than thoughtful silence*
Me: *is eating. MOUTH IS FULL. thoughtful silence is all she gets until I manage to swallow another mouthful of sammich.*
