Eff it. I'm sure it's too busy to utilize its bitches all at once, so odds are pretty good you'll come out on top. (Tell George I said happy birthday...and for the love of crap, don't open any packages. Especially squirrel-sized ones lined with lead that seem to be shaking from the inside. Things could always be worse--nothin' like having one of Dori's squirrels attack you, only to realize that you do not in fact have any bollocks.)
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timeasmymeasure
*ahem*
Date: 2004-10-12 07:17 pm (UTC)...Uh...
*the Universe thinks*
Eff it. I'm sure it's too busy to utilize its bitches all at once, so odds are pretty good you'll come out on top. (Tell George I said happy birthday...and for the love of crap, don't open any packages. Especially squirrel-sized ones lined with lead that seem to be shaking from the inside. Things could always be worse--nothin' like having one of Dori's squirrels attack you, only to realize that you do not in fact have any bollocks.)