wordinista

My husband came home from the strip club with his co workers. He was like yeah we went, but all I could do was think to tell the women working. "If I give you this five will you buy yourself a sandwich." He was shocked that no one else felt the need to feed the women that were so skinny and dancing. The next time he went apparently he offended one girl when his buddy was drooling and he made a comment something to the effect of, "those can't be real." I am still the only wife or partner that know they all went. It has become this big conspiracy at the office to keep it quiet. I don't care if he goes he comes home to me, but I do get a kick out of the after reports with such tidbits as, "Then he missed his mouth with his burger and he kept chewing." or "She was so thin, that if those were real they had to have been from someone else." My husband says the best part about going with his friends is the people watching.

So don't feel bad that you aren't as upset as apparently people that don't trust their significant others would be in such a situation. It just means you aren't that needy is my take on it.