Random Thoughts

[wordinista]

Can you imagine how different things would have been if the One Ring had been a toe ring?

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And REAL cranberry juice tastes a LOT like real grape juice, I find. Nowhere near as blindingly tart as the cranberry juice cocktail. But I don't think it'd work very well in a cosmopolitan.

Comments

[aoi-tsuki1.livejournal.com]

...Wow. Possibilities. Sauron could've taken over Middle Earth with the One Fungus. Isildur wouldn't have been able to resist the pretty gold glittery toe ring, and the moment he slipped it on, BOOM! Screw Orc arrows--no one could withstand the degradations of Sauron's athlete's foot! Not to mention how uncontagious pointy things are in comparison. Silly Sauron.

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

Try white cranberry juice in a cosmo. XD

[squeakyinuears.livejournal.com]

A toe ring? *Dies*

Well, it'd be a lot harder for anyone to take it on and off . . . and Frodo would be missing a toe instead of a finger . . .

[ex-recurrenc66.livejournal.com]

Dude, real Cranberry juice is the only way to go. They made me drink it everyday after I had kidney surgery years ago, and I've never gone back.

Ah man, now I'm craving some...

[naybob.livejournal.com]

I can just see it now...Frodo hopping around on one foot as he desperately tries to put on the ring, struggling with his boot laces (those darn things!) but then -! Oh no! It's stuck! And when he is finally rid of the cursed footwear, he encounters the dirty sock!

One would especially wonder how that scene in Bree would play out if that was the case....

[moonphased.livejournal.com]

A TOE RING!!1

I would love for the one ring to be an earring. ^_^_^_^_^_^

And cranberry juice rules. It works really well for me when I have an upset tummy for some reason. Not entirely sure why. That and gingerale.

And yes, white cranberry juice is t3h s3x.