*Is a little punch-drunk*
Dec. 22nd, 2005 08:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wordinistaDear Chai:
Thank you for being so yummy and spicy and milky and yum. The world is better with you in it.
Love and Kisses,
Bunneh
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Dear Baking Powder in my Cupboard:
You're a lying h0r. You were supposed to keep until MAY, bitch. I went through TWO spice cakes because of you, thinking that I somehow screwed up the folding of egg-whites into the rest of the batter. I went through the recipe TWICE, and have decided it's YOUR fault. Do you have any idea how many eggs I wasted? Do you really think this is going to deter me? Hells no. I'm replacing your less-than-fresh self and making that damned thing again. I just need another orange and some more dark brown sugar. You will not win, do you hear me?! I WILL PREVAIL.
Love and Kisses,
Bunneh
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Dear Steve Madden,
Your fuzzy slippers roxxor5. Why do you make them so hard to find?
Love and Kisses,
Bunneh
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Dear Body,
It's only 8:20. You don't really want to go to bed. It's an illusion. You'll feel better after more chai.
Love and Kisses,
Bunneh
Thank you for being so yummy and spicy and milky and yum. The world is better with you in it.
Love and Kisses,
Bunneh
***
Dear Baking Powder in my Cupboard:
You're a lying h0r. You were supposed to keep until MAY, bitch. I went through TWO spice cakes because of you, thinking that I somehow screwed up the folding of egg-whites into the rest of the batter. I went through the recipe TWICE, and have decided it's YOUR fault. Do you have any idea how many eggs I wasted? Do you really think this is going to deter me? Hells no. I'm replacing your less-than-fresh self and making that damned thing again. I just need another orange and some more dark brown sugar. You will not win, do you hear me?! I WILL PREVAIL.
Love and Kisses,
Bunneh
***
Dear Steve Madden,
Your fuzzy slippers roxxor5. Why do you make them so hard to find?
Love and Kisses,
Bunneh
***
Dear Body,
It's only 8:20. You don't really want to go to bed. It's an illusion. You'll feel better after more chai.
Love and Kisses,
Bunneh
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Date: 2005-12-23 01:24 am (UTC)That's sounds good. *toddles off*
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Date: 2005-12-23 03:26 am (UTC)That said, the flopped attempts don't taste half bad. They're just the consistency of pudding.
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