Even though I should be putting camping things away -- a MEME!

[wordinista]

Snagged from ankoku_jin:

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character note from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

Okay, let's see...

Let's try the tough ones first:

Fitzwilliam Darcy
Elizabeth Bennet (or, hey, any of the Bennet sisters)
Lord Peter Death Bredon Wimsey
Any of the Endless
Dr. Greg House

Okay, now for the easier ones ;) --

Anyone from Fruits Basket, save Akito, because ... batshit insane.  (No, really: anyone.  I love all of the characters.)
Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, or Sesshoumaru (and even though she's not even remotely canon, getting a message from Teles would crack my shit up)
Jin, Mugen, or Fuu, from Samurai Champloo
Buffy or ANY of the Scoobies (Willow, Xander, Cordelia, Angel, Giles, Oz, or even Spike)
Chloe Sullivan, because she rocks my socks
Crowley or Aziraphale, from Good Omens
Annnnd... what the hell:  Fox Mulder, for old times sake.   (You never forget your first. ;))

....Wow, that's... a very strange combination, there.  Huh.

Comments

[merith.livejournal.com]

Mugen, from Samurai Champloo (this might be sort of cheating, but... it is him.)

Yo,

Seen any uptight samurai bums around?

Got any food? Sake? Be there as soon as ditch this chick take care of a bit-o-business.

Mugen

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

LOL -- yeah. Yeah, it is him. Not much for talk, Mugen.

...Then again, I'm surprised he spells so well. XD

*hugs!*

[moonphased.livejournal.com]

You know it, I know it. When someone asks you to do something of this sort, you just feel compelled to do so. You know, it tingles in the back of your head, just until you just....... have to give in.

I've given in, Nimmy.

They KNEW I was going to give in.

I don't know what they're after, why they're asking for such a thing but, the point is that they knew how to keep goading at me until this would ultimately happen.

That's the way they work, Nimmy. That's the way they do things.

Whether it's a... an email, asking me to confirm that I've received this innocuous-looking report on how to double my sperm count. Or just the other day, it was cyanblue_pumpkinseed_357 requesting that I join a vast network of friends over gmail.

How can I deny that it's all part of their conspiracy. To get me to reply to a Livejournal.

There was no way I could have avoided this, Nimmy. It may happen again. All we can do is be ready...


~ Fox Mulder





(I tried... it's been so long since I've watched that!! XD)

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

*just.... dies and is ded and revives and diez all over again*

Of all of the ones on that list, THIS is the LAST one I would've expected anyone (aside from Mephistophela) to try.

ROFLMFAO!!! XD!!!

[albah.livejournal.com]

Niamh Dear,

Have you recently seen the Little Monk? I am missing a few delicate items, of the personal kind, and I believe he has them in his possession.

Your quick response is appreciated.

Teles

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

In the interest of providing a quick reply, I'm afraid that, no, I have not seen the little monk lately. I hesitate to ask what it was he took, because I'm not entirely sure I want to know. For his sake, I hope it was nothing too terribly delicate, intimate, or irreplaceable.

Best,
Niamh

(Alba, honey, you win at cracking my shit up. OMG, this was beautiful! Heeheehee!)

[evilpuppy.livejournal.com]

Bunneh-san~

*sits up regally and tilts head back to be certain the light glints off every silver strand perfectly*

Without the vibrant warmth of your smile to banish the poignant aching in my soul, the beautiful serenity of each midnight hour is tainted with exquisite agony. I find myself gazing, drowning in the mysterious, fathomless glory of only the most golden of sunlight dancing in your eyes.

When I hear the whisper of your entrancing words into my ear, feel the air of your breath against my delicate skin, I feel the sweet chills of your love racing through my body like the eternally burning fires on the mountains of gods!

~Ayame

Also, Ha-san says we're out of tea.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Dear Ayame-san,

I'm flattered, certainly, but wouldn't Gure-san get jealous?

~Bunneh-san

Also, the tea's in the mail.

[evilpuppy.livejournal.com]

Dearest Bunneh-san,

*turns face away and wipes dramatically at a glittering tear*

The deepest heart of my soul soars with the dulcet sounds of your voice raised in such tender concern towards my most abused and weary self. Like the sweetest strains of most enchanting music, the most delicious of exotic perfumes. Glistening like the purest of fresh dew upon a new spring leaf, sparkling so brightly the very heavens weep.

Gure-san will understand.

~Ayame


Ha-san would like to place an additional order for a lavender and rosemary blend. For some reason, my precious Ha-san has been suffering headaches quite often this month.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Dearest, most esteemed Ayame-san,

I can't possibly begin to imagine why on earth Hatori would ever suffer headaches, particularly with you and Gure-san around.

Bunneh-kun

I imagine he'll understand for as long as he doesn't know.

[jmpierce.livejournal.com]

You do an -awesome- Ayame. Just had to say. ^_^

[evilpuppy.livejournal.com]

*laughs and rubs head* Thanks!! I adore him, and I try very hard to do him justice.

Not everyone likes fame

[aoi-tsuki1.livejournal.com]

Miss Niamh,

I wish to express the warmest possible gratitude and highest regard for the perpetual favour of such an august lady, as one of your abilities must be noted, and your birth favorably overlooked; these feelings must only be heightened if you would be so good as to not salivate on myself, or my dear Lizzy, in such a metaphorically overwrought fashion. Perhaps fine-featured gentlemen of Asian descent do not mind it; but I find that, on the whole, such admiration is more than I care to deserve.

Yrs truly,

Fitzwilliam Darcy [known behind his back as Captain Tightass]





Dear Darcy:

You look like a girl, and you smell like one, too.

-C





*resists G.O/P&P crossover*

Re: Not everyone likes fame

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Mr. Darcy,

Of course I would never begin to consider salivating on your inestimable person. In fact, I find that salivation is rather distracting, unless, of course, in certain situations, which benefit from as little specificity as possible.

Regards,
-N

[artyartie.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, these computers are usually Willow's department, but she insists that I learn how to use them. Whatever happenned to keeping an actual diary, putting pen to actual paper and not typing at a bloody soulle-

What's this? A naughty_watchers community! If you'll excuse me, I need to, er, investigate.

*wipes off his glasses*

-Rupert Giles

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

*loves!!!!!!*

[dawnsama.livejournal.com]

You!

Stop. Ruffling. My. Hair.

I don't care if you think it's fuzzy, cute, "so orange" or whatever excuse you have. Just stop!


Sohma Kyou

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Of course I'd never dream of ruffling Kyou-kun's fuzzy, cute, "so orange" hair.

Ever.

At all.

*ruffles hair and runs!

[darkfrog24.livejournal.com]

Pardon the intrusion, madam. I am but a traveling monk and I could not help but notice an ominous cloud hangining over your livejournal. If you would only provide me with shelter for the night, I would be most pleased to perform a purification.

I also sense that your entire image collection may have been infected with a dark energy. If you will provide me with the links to your images -- no matter how sordid -- I will make sure that they are safe for your viewing. I will of course have to apply the ofuda in private. It may take some time, and if you have any of that "Barry White" music...


--Miroku@littlemonk.net

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Certainly, certainly. Anything to get rid of ominous dark clouds. I'm nothing if not helpful, of course.

I don't have any Barry White music, but I do have some Marvin Gaye...

Incidentally, a woman claiming an acquaintance with you posted earlier in this thread. Apparently you have a few items belonging to her. I'm sure you are, of course, completely innocent of any wrongdoing whatsoever, but I thought it prudent to let you know.