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I love my dog.

I love my dog.

I love my dog.

I love my dog.

I love my dog even though he just chewed up a $20 bill nearly past the point of recognition. I may be able to bring it to the bank to have it replaced. Maybe. I think there's enough of it.

I love my dog even though that $20 was part of a team, and I cannot find the other $20 bill that was its mate. It is possible Darwin just had a $40 meal.

I love my dog even though he went into my dirty laundry and pulled the money out of my pants pocket.

I love my dog even if I am upset beyond the telling of it right now.


EDIT: Okay. I've found the other $20, and I've found... most of the serial number from the first bill. I think there's enough there for them to replace the bill. And I am totally TOTALLY taking a picture of this thing, because I almost don't believe it myself.

...

I still can't believe he went into my pants pocket.

Date: 2006-05-15 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tx-tsuki.livejournal.com
The bank should replace it as long as one set of the serial numbers is readable.

Date: 2006-05-15 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] w0rdinista.livejournal.com
*sigh* Then they might not be able to replace it. Dammit.

Date: 2006-05-15 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hyanan.livejournal.com
*pets the bunneh*

Now we know one of the super-secrets of the Treasury's new money making process: meat flavored ink. ;)

Date: 2006-05-15 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] w0rdinista.livejournal.com
Dude, that's got to be it, because he? Was going crazy with chewing.

Memo to US Treasury:

Plz to be stopping with the meat-ink. Even my dog's kibble doesn't cost this much.

Love and Kisses,
Niamh

Date: 2006-05-15 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hyanan.livejournal.com
*lick* I told you it was counterfeit! This tastes like moldy cereal! XD

I cannot count the number of phone cords the bunnehs have eaten clean through in one chomp when we weren't watching closely enough. *sigh*

Date: 2006-05-15 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] albah.livejournal.com
Money, carpet, a $300 money order. Can they really tell the difference? Do they really care? Damn that unconditional love!

I hope you get the $20 bill replaced. *hugs*

Date: 2006-05-15 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] w0rdinista.livejournal.com
I can honestly say, this was one of the few times I was really ANGRY with him. I'm better now, and I took him out for a bit of fetch, so we're all made up. But, MAN. What a four-legged eating machine!

Date: 2006-05-15 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somnambulicious.livejournal.com
Must be Laundry Hell Day. I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out the dryer, because one of the kids tossed a pair of Pull-Ups into the laundry basket, and I? Didn't catch it.

Gel-goo all over the place. And now I have to re-wash that load of laundry. Yuck.

Date: 2006-05-15 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somnambulicious.livejournal.com
p.s. I need your newish e-mail address, because a funny thing happened on the way to...somewhere. So, e-mail? Or get on AIM!

Date: 2006-05-15 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dqbunny.livejournal.com
Funny, that's how I felt last week when I made the horrible discovery that Lil'Bit was using one of my pillows as his personal litter box last week.

We love our pets, yes we do. Yes, we do...

Date: 2006-05-15 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ankoku-jin.livejournal.com
*sigh* Let's just say that I've resigned myself to not being able to own anything nice that is not made of solid metal and/or wood. ~_~"

Date: 2006-05-15 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miyun.livejournal.com
ohman! XDD

I once took Brocolli for a walk..and he found me a $5 bill..he didn't think much of it..sniffed at it and went his merry way..while for me it was like "sweet!". Funny how that piece of paper meant something to me..while for him it was just that, paper.

"I love my dog", I remember this phrase well *snickers* I also heard it when Rain Angel chewed up one of sis' pretty and expensive shoes XDDD...actually we hear this phrase around here a lot XD

*comforts* I hope they can replace it. :D

Date: 2006-05-16 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tatertott.livejournal.com
D:

world's most expensive dog treat.

Date: 2006-05-16 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkfrog24.livejournal.com
What a bad puppy. Doesn't he know that nice dogs only consort with the clean laundry?

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