Spamage

[wordinista]

Dear Little Child Who Just Rang My Doorbell and Got The Bejesus Scared Out Of You By My Patchwork Cujo,

Uh, did I miss something, or did they change the whole "Only Trick or Treat at the Houses Where Porch Lights Are ON" rule?  I'm sorry, but there have been too many Halloweens where I have spent a small mint on candy, only to have it gone un-trick-or-treated.  Or whatever.  Please do not look at me like I am the Grinch that stole your Fun-Sized Snickers when I tell you as politely as I can, while my dog is barking like a moron in the background, that we aren't doing candy this year.  THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE BUSY.

Also, what was that costume?  A demonic pirate cheerleader?  Bzuh? 

Grouchily yours,
Bunneh

Comments

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Oh, I usually do pick up candy, despite the no-shows. But there's been so much other stuff going on that it just kept slipping my mind. I figured we were safe being without decorations and the unlit porch light.

Evidently I was wrong!

[darkfrog24.livejournal.com]

Hope for chocolate springs eternal.